I needed a couple of fitted sheets, so I went off to my local linen store.
Well. There is a huge sale on today, and every blonde woman in my posh council area was there.
These women DO NOT wait in queues. So they kept leaving their bags to hold their place and wandering off to find people to complain to. While I was waiting, I watched one Lululemon-clad woman reach into a Burberry-clad woman’s bag and take out a single cushion.
Eventually the second woman returned to her gigantic bag of stuff and slid it…